Tuesday, 26 June 2007

捉老鼠

舅母昨晚睡不着,在我的部落格说,家里有老鼠在天花板里散步。我这里有一个捉老鼠的办法,舅母不妨试一试。

用两个捉老鼠的笼子,一个笼子里放干的无花果,一个笼子里放在微波炉里加热过的烧肉。两个笼子放在同一个地方。如果屋子里有老鼠的话,第二天就一定会捉到了。

为什么要放两个笼子呢?因为老鼠有两种,一种是素食者,一种是荤食者。一荤一素的饵,就可以一网打尽了!不过,不要贪方便,把素的和荤的饵都放在同一个笼子里,因为如此一来,素食者是不会进去的。

真的!

10 comments:

LiuSu said...

你确定有老鼠是吃素的?还是这是一个寓言故事?

建议舅母买一条鱿鱼干来烧烤,鱿鱼的味道比较鲜,可以引诱老鼠,而且鱿鱼有韧性,老鼠要花力气咬,一拉扯笼子的门就关上。

小时候捉老鼠真是一件乐事。现在的老鼠是不是变得更聪明,还是根本没把人放在鼠眼里?

或养一只golden retriever,它身手敏捷,比猫更会捉老鼠。我弟家那只Pillow就训练有术。
哈,讲到老鼠突然很兴奋,那是年少美好的记忆。

Anonymous said...

烤鱿鱼干不好,太热气了,吃了会喉咙痛、咳嗽。

pj said...

why don't you write a few letters, addressing to different mouse:

1. Mickey
2. Minnie
3. Jerry
4. 老鼠大哥和全家收
5. 亲爱的耗子收

if they are super intellectual, you will get a reply........
>.< |||

ba ker said...

jiu mu should look after en xin more often - definitely can sleep soundly after that. i haven't had insomnia since my 2 kids came.

jiumu said...

Thank you for all the valuable suggestions. I just let the little rat run away. All I am doing now is to spend double effort cleaning every corner of the house especially the little store room in the kitchen. Seems like you guys are experts. Why don't you come over and help me catch them?
Nowadays we have lots of phone calls from housing agents enquiry if we want to sell our house. Should I tell them their buyer have to buy our house together with the rat, the stray cats and some crawling insects!!!!

ba ker: Baby sitting En Xin is so much fun and not much energy used up because she is such a good and well behaved little girl. I always sleep well after she goes back NOT because of En Xin, BUT because I have to cook for any army! haha just joking.

柯思仁 said...

pj, can you give me the address(es)? :)

jiumu, i think it's a better idea to just let them go. hehe... i'm a theorist by training!

ba ker: got the deal?

jiumu said...

I do not mind catching the rat with all your methods put together. With the cuttle fish and the vegetarian dish, I may be able to catch more.Who will be the caretaker to run the funeral service????

pj said...

:P
The address:

老鼠共和国
猫止步大厦
众老鼠收

可以试试看,
但是,需要提醒的是:
信打回来是小事,一堆老鼠移民到return address才是大事

:P

柯思仁 said...

pj, do you want to be my research assistant for the rat project? you can help handle replies and answer queries... i shall direct them to you!

ba ker said...

actually i caught a few - 2 which i kept at home as pets and 2 which i released to Disneyland. will send photos separately to Syren for posting.